Questions and Answers with TBC on IBIS stuff

You: I like riding trails - just normal everyday trails really. Occasionally I like to go on some rockier stuff but 70% of my riding is up or along, you know, cross country orientated...
TBC: You need to look at the Mojo SL, Mojo and Tranny.
You: I like riding bigger stuff, rocks, roots, steep technical stuff and I will be going to the Alps with my bike every year...
TBC: Have a look towards a Mojo and the Mojo HD
You: Mainly I ride cross country and feel like I might want to race sometime but not sure...
TBC: Can we show you the Mojo SL and the Tranny?
You: I am going to race CX this year - I need to win, I will even shave myself top to toe...
TBC: That's great news, thanks for sharing. You need a Hakkalugi.
You: Hmm, what's this road stuff about. I only really ride mountain bikes but I want a GOOD road bike that the roadies won't be expecting...
TBC: Sit astride a Silk please... you will appreciate it's demeanor and general calm.
You: I literally have no idea what I want but I like green...
TBC: Mojo or Tranny - let's try some!
You: Is it wrong to want to ride a road bike type bike off road?
TBC: No - it's perfectly normal. Sit down while we talk you through the Hakkalugi.
You: I say 'dude' a lot and like dishing out Hi Fives to my riding pals.
TBC: Get a Mojo HD and liberally dispense the props.